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Can of Worms

2008-10-30T18:46:00.000-07:00

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put Into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead .
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was setting in the back, Quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate...... you won't have worms!"

Wise Quotes

2008-10-20T18:45:00.000-07:00

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

We were on a coach trip...

2008-10-16T04:31:00.001-07:00

Heading down to France, there was this bad smell and no-one knew what it was until we got to a service station that this guy walked rather oddly off the bus - leaving a big brown stain on the seat...

People had to sit next to that for the rest of the journey.

We teased him about it until eventually he left the school after GCSE, and went to a college. Sadly for him, someone else from the school went there as well and kept on teasing him.
We still mentioned it most weeks until the end of 6th form.